I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
(via thebbcisslowlykillingme)
Who knew watching pencils being sharpened could be so hypnotic?
this gif is fucking well made.
(Source: sirmitchell, via thebbcisslowlykillingme)
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
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THE PART IN HEY JUDE THAT LEADS UP TO THE NA NA NA PART WHERE IT GOES THEN U BEGIN TO MAKE IT BETTAH BETTAH BETTAH BETTAH BETTAH BETTAH OHHHH AND U GET THAT FEELING IN UR CHEST AND TURN IT UP AND GO JUDE JUDY JUDE WAAAHH OH YEAH BC THIS SONG IS UR LIFE AND IT JUST LIKE GIVES U FEELINGS MAN
(Source: controlledweirdness, via poisoninbattle)
NO
NO NO
NO NO NO
NOT OKAY.
YOU MUST STOP NOW
I AM SCREAMING AT THIS GIF TO STOP SO I CAN GET ON WITH MY LIFE
IT OWNS MY SOUL NOW
(Source: inthelightinthesound, via poisoninbattle)
i hate the saying “apples and oranges” when describing things that are completely different because they are both fruits you should say something like “giraffes and crystal meth”
idk giraffes and crystal meth arent that different they both can get people pretty high
holy jesus
tumblr is getting deep again
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i cant believe how many friends i dont have
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when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
(via poisoninbattle)
oh god
NOPE
NOPE
HAVE FUN YAHOO
(via thebbcisslowlykillingme)
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
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"To be or not to be? Bitch I might be"
- William Shakespeare (via mood-boards)
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what does the teen boy say after murdering a man
haha no homo(cide)
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